A little humor to close out the year, enjoy! 

1. A logic links walks into a bar, sits down next to an activity and asks, “Are you free for a drink later?” The activity politely declines and says, “Sorry, I have a hard constraint.”
2. A SF and FS link unexpectedly bump into each other.  FS asks, “What are you doing here?” SF replies, “I don’t know.  I think I may be redundant.”
3. Mama logic link says to baby logic link, “Slow down! You are trying to run before you can walk.” Baby replies, “Are you implying that I am out of sequence?”
4. Two activities are discussing dinner plans. 1^st Activity says, “When do you want to eat?” 2^nd activity replies, “I’m open-ended. Oh wait, on second thought, as-late-as-possible.”
5. What do you call an activity that can’t swim? Negative Float.
6. Critical Path takes FS link out for a drive and gets pulled over for speeding.  “What on Earth do you think you were doing?” asks the policeman.  Critical Path replies, “Driving Logic.”
7. A summary activity leans over to a Level of Effort and whispers, “Do you have time to chat?” the LOE replies, “Sure. Time Now?”
8. A metric visits a friend’s new house.  As he enters the front door, the homeowner says, “I think you’ve just breached my threshold!”
9. What do you call a PM with a filet mignon under his arm? A project steakholder.
10. An Early Start Date gets sent off during a rugby game.  When asked why, the referee replies, “Only backward passes in this game…”
11. What do you call an undercover metric? A forensic analyzer.
12. During an interview, a metric is asked what his strongest subject is. “Logic,” he replies.  To which the interviewer responds, “Makes Sense…”