What She Wanted for Christmas

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Mike Testro 👤 Member for 20 years 7 months

Middle Aged Lady

Dear Santa - For christmas please bring me a Unicorn

Santa - Dear Lady please be more realistic.

OK Santa - Please bring me a boyfriend.

Santa - Hmmm ... What colur unicorn would you like.

C
Carmen Arape 👤 Member for 22 years

 

Middle aged gentleman,

 

When I was young

I did stupid things because I didn't know any better.

Now, I know better and do stupid things because

I miss being young

C
Carmen Arape 👤 Member for 22 years

 

Being middle age

is about realising

you ha've lived most of your life.

You do not have as  much time in front of you,

as you have behind you.

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