The Necroplanicus-the Book of Dead Projects

Planing is not the be all and end all. You can plan as much as you like, but the fairy tales can take it away from you. Necrophilia is a problem, but projects just don’t die

The Project is dead...long live The Project! That’s in short term...This Necro Planicus subject has nothing to do with Planning...And I appreciate from the bottom of my planicus to change this necro subjects and replace them by more joyful Projects...



Regards,

Maybe Snow White has the lead in the jean pool as she wears Wranglers

The way bean counters are, they have their own agendas, like running a porn library on site is nothing new. However, as to their performance, that is always suspect, and as such, maybe Dopey, is not the number one suspect.

Sharing a common gene pool via his fathers only sibling, Dopey the Bean Counter had an uncanny knack of holding down two jobs on site at once, a feat many of the Planning Contractors lusted after.

Meanwhile Dopey the Bean-Counter escaped suspicion. And went about his daily site tour without anyone bothering him or knowing what he did.

Grumpy the Site Manger was justifiably aggrivated. Civils progress was going backwards. Six of his civil squad had downed tools, most picks and shovels and walked off the site in single file in order to get finger printed and DNA swabbed.

Snowhite on the other hand was going to play the single mother card. The pregnancy was an unplanned. No mitigation had been taken.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Shady’s wife was giving him a hard time as she suspected more than a minor transgression had taken place whilst on she had been on a hen weekend in

Wa’send 9 months previously.

Large in the trouser is quite normal for dwarfs, was this act planned?

The lads at smoke shed B had already discounted Shifty the Site Planner as the father as he was too busy trying to work out a solution for an undo button for an international software company. However, the rumour that he was rather large in the trouser department had emerged from the shower room and was confirmed by the Site Secretary Batilda who currently had a 20 to 1 bet on at Ladbrokes

Shifty comes to work all dressed in black with a pink tie, because the project is dead

Melkatrazz, the spawn of the blonde site secretary with the 32 waist, but do not exclude the site planner, Shifty, also short and has a beard

All fingers were obviously pointed to the Site Manager, twas was a daily site occurance, but the fact that every Site Manager in the world is called Grumpy did not help the lads in the T shack to contribute to the identity of the sperm donator present at the conception of Snowhites child, Melkatrazz.

Me think’s it was a dwarf, as the the child had a beard, maybe Grumpy the short site manager?

which was a hell of a lot more interesting as the entire site was debating who had fathered Snowhites child.