General, non planning area to exchange jokes and challenges
Mothering Sunday coming soon
Quickly followed by Smothering Monday when the noisy brats just get on her wick once too often.
Sometimes she thinks Herod wasn't all wrong.
Donald Trump asked Her Majesty some advice.
"I know I am a President but I would really like to called Emperor"
"Mr Trump to be an Emperor you have to be in charge of an Empire"
"How about being a King then?"
"But you do not rule a Kindom"
"What can I call myself then?"
"It is quire simple Mr Trump - You rule a Country"
We are having some work done at our house and a young labourer was engaged in cutting bricks into headers with an angle grinder. My wife called out "Peter - where are your safety goggles?" Peter "In my toolbox" Wife "Well put them on or I'll slap your legs" It worked.
Middle Aged Lady
Dear Santa - For christmas please bring me a Unicorn
Santa - Dear Lady please be more realistic.
OK Santa - Please bring me a boyfriend.
Santa - Hmmm ... What colur unicorn would you like.
A Multi Billionaire moves into public housing after a black family is evicted!
HELLO EVERYONE, I have recently comleted B.TECH IN INSTRUMENTATION ENGINEERING in India. Would it be wise to start off my career as Planning engineer?? Do planning engineers in instrumentation field have good scope for career advancement?
Hi, I am a student in the UCD Msc program at Kaplan Singapore currently doing my final research paper with topic: Is knowledge gained from lesson learned from projects are managed properly by organizations that are based in South East Asia? The main objective of this study is to examine the awareness of the importance of knowledge gained from project lesson learn by personnel involved in project executions.
My Grandaughter has just launched her professional singing career.
Check her website:
We are naturally very proud of her.
What do you call an evil association of Pigeons and chickens?
The "Coo Clucks Clan"
Hi All
This week has been interesting:
My grandson has a job as a deck hand on a small drift trawler in the North sea. On Tuesday it sprung a leak and he had to keep bailing while the skipper rushed to the beach.
On Thursday my grand daughter was accepted in the BA Hons course at Anglia Ruskin University Cambridge for her dream course of Performing Arts.
Yesterday I sold my Bentley Continental in exchange for a typical "Grandad Poodle Motor" - a Skoda. I am keeping the number plate A1 EOT.
