Donald Trump asked Her Majesty some advice.
"I know I am a President but I would really like to called Emperor"
"Mr Trump to be an Emperor you have to be in charge of an Empire"
"How about being a King then?"
"But you do not rule a Kindom"
"What can I call myself then?"
"It is quire simple Mr Trump - You rule a Country"
TRump you are not a star,
Putin made you an American Czar,
Now, If we continue down this dark path you've chosen,
pretty soon we all we' ll be wearing lederhosen,
-Michael R. Burch-