As Much Use as a Chocolate Tea Pot

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Mike Testro 👤 Member for 20 years 5 months

Hi Gang

I think you know this category of As Much Use as ......

One of my favourites is As Much Use As a one legged man in an arse Kicking contest. 

And another very recent one - As constructive as a nude model at a Limbo Dance Contest.

Any more out there?

Best regards

Mike T.

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Gary Whitehead 👤 Member for 17 years 2 months

Balls on a Cardinal

 

A bloke's nipples

 

A politician's promise

 

Solar-powered flashlight

 

peddle-powered wheelchair

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Roger Booth 👤 Member for 19 years 7 months

Ashtray on a motorbike

 

Come to think of it - These days an ashtray anywhere

 

Regards

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