Hi Gang
I think you know this category of As Much Use as ......
One of my favourites is As Much Use As a one legged man in an arse Kicking contest.
And another very recent one - As constructive as a nude model at a Limbo Dance Contest.
Any more out there?
Best regards
Mike T.
Balls on a Cardinal
A bloke's nipples
A politician's promise
Solar-powered flashlight
peddle-powered wheelchair
Ashtray on a motorbike
Come to think of it - These days an ashtray anywhere
Regards