A little humor to close out the year, enjoy!
- A logic links walks into a bar, sits down next to an activity and asks, “Are you free for a drink later?” The activity politely declines and says, “Sorry, I have a hard constraint.”
- A SF and FS link unexpectedly bump into each other. FS asks, “What are you doing here?” SF replies, “I don’t know. I think I may be redundant.”
- Mama logic link says to baby logic link, “Slow down! You are trying to run before you can walk.” Baby replies, “Are you implying that I am out of sequence?”
- Two activities are discussing dinner plans. 1st Activity says, “When do you want to eat?” 2nd activity replies, “I’m open-ended. Oh wait, on second thought, as-late-as-possible.”
- What do you call an activity that can’t swim? Negative Float.
- Critical Path takes FS link out for a drive and gets pulled over for speeding. “What on Earth do you think you were doing?” asks the policeman. Critical Path replies, “Driving Logic.”
- A summary activity leans over to a Level of Effort and whispers, “Do you have time to chat?” the LOE replies, “Sure. Time Now?”
- A metric visits a friend’s new house. As he enters the front door, the homeowner says, “I think you’ve just breached my threshold!”
- What do you call a PM with a filet mignon under his arm? A project steakholder.
- An Early Start Date gets sent off during a rugby game. When asked why, the referee replies, “Only backward passes in this game…”
- What do you call an undercover metric? A forensic analyzer.
- During an interview, a metric is asked what his strongest subject is. “Logic,” he replies. To which the interviewer responds, “Makes Sense…”
Thats "awesome" Jenn ...what a start with no lag,no constraint ,only float :)
Hi Jenn
Very neat - thank you - it just confirms my opinion that most PM's are two links short of a critical path anyway.
Best regards
Mike Testro