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Hi Dave
That is exactly how thistopic started - go look at thread #1.
Best regards
Bimbo Seaford.
How about Rikki Coronation?
Mike,
How much your rottweiller weights?
Best regards,
Rafael
Hi All
Poor frog - didnt know whether he was coming or going.
Best regards Mike T.
Rafael
I believe the beloved frog was having a moment of sheer sensation, hence passing out and died due to Extreme Pleasure...
Mike
I guess this is why a german shepperd or retriever is a more preferred than a rottweiller...
Cheers!
My first Porn Star name was Dingo Copacabana
Today I have no pets and my house is not over a street ... so I can not be a pornstar at this time, but I can be a Design Engineer. I dont care about any of your complaints, I want a brunette baby with blue eyes.
Best Regards,
Carlos (Formerly Dingo Copacabana)
I believe Christian killed him.
Hi Rafael
I think your frog just croaked.
Best regards
Mike T.
I got a problem with the frog, while laughing he moved.
Got to change frogs, he is in danger.
Rafael
As we know Planning is one of the most important phase in a project.. so I suppose the more heads we use the better..
Cheers..
Hi All
This is where family planning starts.
We planned the perfect family - Husband - Wife and 2.4 kids.
It was 3 kids until we got the rottweiller.
Best regards
Mike T.
Hey!
What about the Owner, seems like there is a threesome.
Best regards,
Rafael
R. Catalan
I dont know either but you could be right!
Shahul,
The Design Engineer is the father of the baby.
Right Christian?
Best regards,
R. Catalan
Hi De Vera
I am sorry i dont know
Mike
The name sounds like a jolly good fellow.. I expect something like "Mr. Gigolo"
Shahul
What about the Design Engineers, what roles do they have?
My current Porn star name would be Spartacus Saltcoats.
I like this.
SS
Shahul,
Assign me a Piping Designer role.
LOL
Rafael
Just for fun, roles were defined,
1.Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.
5. Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is wrong.
7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.
9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.
10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll
produce a child with zero resources.
11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
13. Piping Designers don’t care...they just want the woman!!
Hi Christian
This is what the trivia section is all about.
My present day name would be Oliver Trinity.
Best regards
Mike T.
Rafael
to late for me to edit my post now.. but thanks for letting me know.
Mike
my apologise for misunderstanding your post.
Cheers..
Christian,

When Mike mentioned his small part he was referring to the time his character was to appear. He got me also; I had to edit my posting before someone else posted his.
He is a villain.
Best regards,
Rafael
Mike
With these days medicine and technology nothing is impossible.. e.g. viagra, enlargement (breast & P@nis), operations, and even sex change!
you could still do it if you really want to..
Cheers..
If using today’s pet and street:
Lola Plaza
Hi Rafael
I did audition for a porn film but I didnt have a big enough part.
Best regards
Mike T.
Galileo Mirtos
Galileo was a Beta fish our mother named Galileo. Mirtos was the street, spanish name for the aromatic plant Myrtus.
Mike, be real, at least give us a nickname of your own porn star, say; “deep-throat“, “the snake”, “sweet lips”, “lollipop”, “the abyss ” …
Best regards,
Rafael