Hello Everyone
A few Olympic based topics - none of them particularly PC - nevermind.
The Irish synchorised diving team had a spat when Pat complained that Mick was always copying him.
The reason why there are no deaf competitors in the paralympics is that they can't hear the gun go bang.
The blind marathon runner lost when his guide dog couldn't keep up.
Why do the the paralympic dressage riders have a horse with four legs?
And to end with a serious question - what sort of drugs test do the paralympic athletes have to undergo?
Any more?
Best regards
Mike T.