The Best and Worst "One-Liners"

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Debt is real, equity is opinion.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.



A woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship.



Some people are like Slinkies . . . Not really good for anything . . . . . But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

 

If you aren't part of the solution, then there is good money to be made prolonging the problem



friends help you move - REAL friends help you move dead bodies...



Work like no one's watching, love like you need the money, and dance like you're being hurt.



Talk to your kittens about catnip, or someone else will.



Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

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home security systems

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19 years 10 months

Hi Nigel



I read the first batch this morning in the Daily Mail - they were Tim Vine’s as well.



Tommy Cooper was the master:



I dreamt I was eating a 4lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.



etc etc



Best regards



Mike Testro