Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
A woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . Not really good for anything . . . . . But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
If you aren't part of the solution, then there is good money to be made prolonging the problem
friends help you move - REAL friends help you move dead bodies...
Work like no one's watching, love like you need the money, and dance like you're being hurt.
Talk to your kittens about catnip, or someone else will.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Member for
14 years 9 monthsDebt is real, equity is
Debt is real, equity is opinion.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
A woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship.
Some people are like Slinkies . . . Not really good for anything . . . . . But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
If you aren't part of the solution, then there is good money to be made prolonging the problem
friends help you move - REAL friends help you move dead bodies...
Work like no one's watching, love like you need the money, and dance like you're being hurt.
Talk to your kittens about catnip, or someone else will.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
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19 years 10 monthsRE: The Best and Worst
Hi Nigel
I read the first batch this morning in the Daily Mail - they were Tim Vines as well.
Tommy Cooper was the master:
I dreamt I was eating a 4lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
etc etc
Best regards
Mike Testro